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sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

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drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

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thats-slightly-raven:

THIS FUCKING 8 YEAR OLD GIRL JUST BEAT ME 11 TIMES AT SLED RACING ON CLUB PENGUIN I AM 16 WHY CANT I EVEN BEAT A CHILD AT A GAME FOR 7 YEAR OLDS FUCK YOU KAYLA2005 FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING CLUB PENGUIN MEMBERSHIP AND YOUR SLED RACING SKILLS AND YOUR RAINBOW PUFFLE FUCK YOU FUCK CLUB PENGUIN I HATE YOU

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himelistic:

why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 

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echat:

sometimes i’m drinking something and i can feel it spilling on me but i just keep drinking because i don’t care about anything anymore

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